老板的二十种死法游戏中老板说的话所有英文内容，好的给200

开头老板说的话（之后有翻译）：

No no no no no, wrong, wrong, wrong.

It's come to my attention that your not measuring up.

You'll need to stay late...again...with no overtime.

Your project has to be completely re-done.

You can't seem to do anything right.

Oh, I'm gonna have to write you up again too.

You're just not measuring up.

That's three more demerits this week.

Did you get the memo about the pay cut? 10% across the board, we've got to cut back, it's the bottom line you see...and your insurance co-pays, yeah they're going up, better tighten your belt.

We're merging with a bigger company, there's going to be one flavour ice cream, one brand of coffee, one car.

There's 20 people waiting for your job. One third of Americans work for less than $8.50 an hour, get use to it, be happy with what you've got.

You'll have to play catch up on the weekend, with no overtime pay of course.

Your not meeting your quota. What's that you say? The quota's impossible to meet? Duh, here's how it works, I sit in my office, my corner office, and I do some simple math. I look at other companies similar to ours, I get stats, I take a nap, I quote some numbers, and if the figures show it's only humanly possible for a person to complete say 10 projects a week, I double it and that becomes your new quota, 20 projects a week. Simple.

Of course that's impossible, that's the whole point, gotta keep you on edge. We'll give you some malarkey about setting the mark high, meeting goals etc., but that's not the real reason, we've got to keep you in fear. Fearful people develop low self-esteem, thus they'll never ask for a raise.

What, you want a raise?

翻译：

不不不不不，全错了。

我发现你的业绩没有赶上啊。

你……又要加班了……并且没有加班费。

你的项目得重做一次。

你好像什么都做不好。

噢，我又得向上头汇报你的事了。

就是你在拖后腿。

这周会被记三分。

你看到关于减薪的通知了吗？统统10%。我们不得不减，这已经是底线了…还有你的保险费，是的它们也涨价了，准备勒紧裤腰带吧。

我们要合并到一个更大的公司里了，这样一来就只会有一种冰淇淋口味，一种咖啡品牌，一种车。

有20个人在等着接手你的位置。三分之一的美国人的时薪不超过8.50美元，快点习惯吧，你得知足。

你要在周末里赶上，当然不会有加班费的。

你没有达到你的指标。你说什么？这个指标不可能达到？废话，我来告诉你吧。我坐在我的办公室里，角上那个大的，然后做一些简单的计算。我会看看别的和我们相似的公司。我收集到数据，睡个小觉，从中找出一些数字，如果这些数字告诉我一个人每星期最多只可能做10个项目，我把它乘以2就是你的新指标，每周20个。很简单对吧。

这当然是不可能达到的，就是要这样，才能让你们有危机感。我们对你说这是因为人要拥有并实现远大的目标，但那都是废话，我们真实的目的是让你感到害怕。害怕的人会变得自卑所以永远都不会要求涨工资。

啥，你想涨工资？

杀死老板之后MP3里的话：no when, no want, no worry.（这句话是一首诗里的，说的是悠闲的吉卜赛人不知时间(no when)，没有欲望(no want)，也没有忧虑(no worry)）

打开老板脚边柜子时老板的话：

Stop! Have you lost your mind, interrupting me in the middle of a sentence? I ask for synergy and you give me... What's that? That file shouldn't be there. You did it wrong, again. My god that one's wrong too. How many of your files are wrong? This ones wrong... this one too. Wrong, wrong, wrong...

翻译：

停下！你疯了吗，居然打断我说话？我叫你合作你却……那是什么？那份文件不应该在这里。你又犯错了。天哪那份也不对。你到底放错了多少文件？这份错了……这份也错了。错了，错了，错了……

选择垃圾桶后老板的话：

You are fired. I'm gonna have you arrested.

翻译：

你被解雇了。我要叫人把你抓起来。