求英语高手帮翻译个剧本！！！谢谢
某进口名车专卖店门前，小沈阳停下摩托车，男销售迎出。
In front of a car shop, XiaoShenyang(此处尊中国特色，直接为“小沈阳”) stopped his motorcycle, and then a male saleperson got out.
A：对不起大哥，我们这里是进口名车专卖店，门口不能停放摩托车。
A: sorry sir, here we sell imported fancy cars, please do not park here.
B：不是，小伙子，我是来买车的，你看我不像么？
B: well, fellow, im here to buy those cars. don't i look like a car buyer?
A：不太像！
A: Not really!
B：兄弟，我今天买车很重要，你可得招待好了。我下星期要结婚，可我女朋友非要我在你们进口名车专卖店给她买辆汽车，要不然就不结婚。她一会儿就来，我赶在她前面先来问问行情。你们这儿随随便便一辆名车得卖多少钱？
B: Well, buddy, it's important for me today to buy a car, so please be serious. i am getting married next week, while my gf tells that i have to get her a car here, or the wedding will not go on. she will be here later, and im here now to get familiar with the market. so, what a really fancy car cost here?
A：一两百万吧？
A: over a million, or two.
B：一……两百万哪？咋那么贵呢？啥材料做的？
B: million? two million? how could be that dear? what do they make from?!
A：不是材料问题，是品牌值钱，我们卖的都是豪华名车，啥名车都有。
A: not about what they make from, but the BRAND costs! we sell really fancy cars here, really luxury ones, whatever brands you want.
B：兄弟这样，我给你一百块钱。
B: well, buddy, this is a hundred yuan for you.
A：啥意思，你要买啥？
A: what's up? what do you want?
B：一百块钱能买啥？这是给你的小费。我都说是来买名车的人了，还给不起你小费？
B: what's a hundred yuan for!? this is my tip for you. i am here to buy a so dear car, a tip is exactly normal.
A：哎呀大哥，你真敞亮，你太帅了！
A: oh, dude, you are good! (美剧经常有吧，兄弟，你着实不错啊 的意思)
B：还帅呢，我跟你讲，这100块钱不是白给，等下我女朋友来了，你得帮着配合点儿。
B: don't be that happy. i am GOOD for a reason. you know, i need you to be cooperative when my gf is here later.
A：咋配合啊？
A: how?
B：其实我的意思，买车不在乎贵贱，总不是一开？代个步而已。大哥我不差钱，也就是觉得买名车太浪费。所以待会儿我女朋友来了，我想你既不能把那些名贵车推荐给我，你又还得给我面子，别让女朋友觉得我没钱。明白我意思没？
B: in fact, i don't really want a fancy luxury car. anyway, it is just for travelling. but you know, i am rick, i have the money that i do not want to spend on so expensive cars. so, when my gf is here, i want you not to recommend expensive luxury cars. but in the meantime, you also have to help me save my face with my gf. i don't want her feel im poor. got it?
A：……
B：比方说，我要是找你买比较贵的车……
B: so, what if i ask for a expensive car?
A：那我就说没有呗！
A: i will say none in store!
B：哎呀小伙子，你太厉害了，太有悟性了！好了，我女朋友来了，看见没？就门口穿红衣服那位。
B: wow, buddy, you are good, very good! well, my gf is here now. see? the one in red there.
A：放心吧，保证二位满意！
A: OK, All on me!
片刻过后~
A moment later~
C：哇，亲爱的，这里都是奔驰宝马，都是名车啊！
C: oh, darling, here are Mercedes-Benz and BMW, all fancy cars!
B：哎哎，销售员快过来！
B: hey hey, where is the saleman!
A：女士、先生，两位好，请问你们要买什么车？
A: good afternoon/morning/evening, what can i do for you?
B：两百多万的奔驰，有吗！
B: i want a Mercedes-Benz, at the price of two million!
A：对不起，没有！
A: sorry, none in store now!
B：那一百万左右的宝马给我来一辆！
B: then BMW, at the price around a million!
A：对不起，没那么贵的！
A: sorry, we do not have such fancy cars here!
B：有什么价位的？
B: so what do you have exactly?!
A：有四、五十万的。
A: about half million.
B：四……五十万的……有……有吗？
B: you have half...a...million...?
A：有还是没有啊？
A: really?
B：这是你的店，那得问你啊。大哥我这儿不差钱，你得明白着点儿！
B: you are the seller! i have the money, you should know this!
A：噢，那没有！
A: er, then we do not really have those cars!
B：我说小伙子，你们这是啥名车专卖店呐，要啥啥没有。我四十好几的人了，找个女朋友能容易吗？我们现在着急买车结婚，你说买辆什么车好呢？
B: well, buddy, are you really a fancy car shop? im over forth somehow, do you think it's easy for me to get a girl? we are now in hurry for a car, so what do you recommend?
C：亲爱的，你问问他们这儿有没有奥迪车卖。
C: darling, what do you think about Audi?
B：有也别买，奥迪是奥拓它哥，能好到哪去？
B: not that! audi is like alto, how could that be good?!
C：要不，咱不买进口名车了，先买辆国产车开着吧。
C: otherwise, we do not buy foreign brands, what about made-in-china?
B：买国产的？也行，先开着，以后再换。来，小伙子，我们买辆奇瑞QQ！
B: made in china? that's ok. after all we can change another one years later. so, buddy, we want a chery qq!
A：没有！
A: None!
B：这个……可以有！
B: THIS can be ok!
A：这个……真没有！
A: THIS really none.
B：这样，我给你带来了，这是奇瑞专卖店的电话，你打电话调货过来。
B: ok, here you are, this is the phone number of the chery store, you can phone them to get one here.
A：妈呀，没这么做过呀！
A: oh god, this never happend before!
B：那是我没来，我要早来了，你们早这么做了。
B: that's because i never came before~
A：这大哥，真太抠了！
A: what a dude, so mean!
B：小伙子你看，今天我们也是带着十二分诚意来你们进口名车专卖店的，等会儿我们就要提车了，你不得搭配送个礼包啥的？
B: you see, buddy. we come here with exact faith in your store, so don't you think a gift bag would be more appropriate?
A：送太阳膜、地胶、真皮、脚垫对啵？哎呀我说大哥，你也太抠门儿了，合着你在我们店一辆车都没买，我们店里还倒贴进去几千块钱呐！
A: solar film? rubber? leather? foot pad? well, dude, you cann't be that mean! how can we pay another thousand yuan when you spend nothing here?
B：我说小伙子，不是我们一辆车没买，是我们要买奔驰宝马你都没有。
B: well i say, buddy, it's not our fault not to spend a penny here, but you do not have the M-BENZ or BMW for us.
A：我有没有你心里还没数吗？
A: you know exactly what's the truth!
B：我有啥数？不是你说都没有吗？
B: what truth? wasn't that you said you had none of those?!
A：别说话了，一会要弄出个有来咋整啊?
A: seal up! what if there IS ONE later?
B：到底有没有你说清楚，大哥我这儿是差钱还是咋地？
B: be sure please, yes or none! you think im poor? no money for that?
A：我知道大哥你不差钱，我的意思，你好容易攒钱买辆车，不能太在乎钱，钱花完了还可以再挣。你看我虽然是个销售员，但我总结，买车吧可得慎重，有时候一想跟吃饭一样一样的。大酒店一吃虽然贵点儿，但环境优雅心里踏实，嚎！烧烤摊儿一吃虽然便宜，但搞不好坏肚拉稀，嚎！开车时候最担心的事情你知道是什么吗？开车最担心的是开着开着，刹车没了！
A: ok, i know you have the money. i think, you can't balk at money when you need and decide to get a car. money can be earnt after all. you see, even though i am just a saleperson, i think, buying a car, should be cautious, like eating a dinner. it's right that a grand hotel will be expensive, but it's secure and graceful to have dinner there; hawl! a booth or vender can be much cheaper, but it's also easy to get sick. Hawl! do you know what's the most annoying when driving? LOSING THE BRAKE!
B：拉倒吧，开车时候最最担心的事情你知道是什么吗？最最担心开着开着，没钱加油了！
B: no way! what is the most annoying thing when driving? NO MONEY FOR GAS!