关于中西教育差异的笑话

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中西风俗习惯差异闹出的笑话 4个人

留学生Jim受邀到宝玉家吃饭。

场景一

邀请

Baoyu: Hello, Jim. How are you today? Jim: Not bad. What about you?

Baoyu: I’m OK. If you have time, you can come to my house to have dinner. Jim: （做贪婪状）Really? I really want to go. Can I go tonight? Baoyu: (苦笑。我是说客套话而已啊。) OK, OK. You can come tonight.

Jim: （惊喜）You are my good friend. Oh, very very very good friend. I really want to try some special Chinese food. I like Beijing duck, dumplings, mapo tofu, shuizhu

fish, gongbao chicken, hongshao pork …. Baoyu: （无奈）Oh, my god! You are a chihuo.

场景二

见面,

Jim 敲门，宝玉开门。 Baoyu: Hello. Jim. This is my mother.

Baoyu’s Mom: （伸手，准备握手）Nice to meet you. Jim: (拥抱) Oh, Baoyu’s mother. You are so beautiful.

Baoyu’s Mom: （尴尬躲避）Welcome, welcome, welcome. Please sit down. Jim: （递上一包糖果）Here is some presents for you. Baoyu: Thank you. You don’t need to bring these things. Jim: Really? OK, I’ll bring it back.（放回自己的口袋） Baoyu: （一脸黑线）Dinner is ready. Let’s have dinner. Jim: OK.

场景三

吃饭

大家一起到餐桌，坐下，吃饭。

Jim: Oh，chopsticks! Let me try. I think I can’t use them. Can you give me a spoon. Baoyu: OK. Here you are. Please eat some fish.（给Jim夹鱼肉） Jim: No, thank you. I can help myself. Baoyu: Don’t be courteous.

Baoyu’s mother: Please eat some chicken. Please eat some duck. Please eat some tofu. Please eat some egg…

Jim: （眼睛瞪大）You are so hospitable. I can help myself. Baoyu: Don’t be courteous. Eat… eat…（继续夹菜给Jim） Jim: （尴尬无奈地吃）

Baoyu: I am so happy you can come. Let’s drink some wine. Cheers. Jim: （喝了一口）Good wine. Good wine.

Baoyu: Oh, you must drink it all. Yes, yes, one cup again. （继续倒酒） Jim: Oh, no no no … I can’t drink so much wine. Baoyu: Give me face, friend. Drink it all…

Jim: （无奈喝掉, 结果因为吃太饱喝太多晕倒。） Baoyu: Call 110.